"This blazer is SO cute and work appropriate! And on sale….for 150 dollars. Well….it’s on sale. So it’s cheaper. But….I guess I’ll need to use that money for food and other useless things."
"Watching Friends is actually really productive because it makes me think my life can still be fun, fulfilling and silly in the years to come. Right??"
"Shoes or food? Shoes or food? Shoes or food? Okay shoes. I’ll just eat less next week."
"I need a hobby. I used to have SO many hobbies. What were they again? Oh tennis. You LOVE tennis." *Googles tennis clinics* "WHAT?! My mom used to pay HOW MUCH for lessons?? I love my mom."
"What the heck is so wrong with the Oxford comma?"
"Replacement razors are unreasonably expensive. How badly do I want smooth legs?"
"I hope I filled out my taxes correctly. Ugh taxes. Tax. What an ugly word."