Short Pantene commercial about the double standard of men & women - I’m not sure I agree with the last two examples, but the first (boss vs bossy, persuasive vs pushy, dedicated vs selfish) are right on.
"Life knows no moment sweet as a gathering of friends, and few so bitter as a final parting. Decades from now when you look back, other stretches of time will run together in your memory, but each year of college will stand out distinctly as a separate chapter associated forever with particular people and particular places. For while its often surprising how little of life as a whole is taken up with truly meaningful moments, your time here has been full of such moments. Freeze them in your mind, frame them in your memory. So that later in life you can return to a time when you’re always young and its forever spring." - Clay Clemens, W&M Candlelight Ceremony 2012